Barnacle

some weird lumpy volcano looking shit that grows of shit

stay away from it my nigga

Nigga this barnacle shit got my pee pee hard...

by Yung Microwave May 6, 2018

Joe Barnacles

Two white parents who "some how" had a black baby

Man why is my baby black? white thats some Joe Barnacles

by Over-Syndrome October 16, 2022

barnacle bonanza

where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee

leon: do you wanna do the barnacle bonanza?
shaun: no we're not bradley!!

by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023

Barnacling

Messing around or acting up in a strange manner.

"Sorry for coming up behind you 57 times and repeatedly running away after each time, I was barnacling out too much!"

by platypuspink June 15, 2023

Barnacle

A straight guy that hangs out with a gay guy in order to hook up with a straight girl

Straight guy: Hey man, do you have any straight girlfriends?
Gay guy:. Don't be such a barnacle!

by HeidiAnton July 28, 2015

Barnacle

Kayla Jo

"Kayla Jo is the definition of a barnacle" - Nilsa from MTV's Florabama Shore

by hughmuffin97 December 15, 2017

barnacle boy

barnacle boy is actually what people are saying when they say bb. not baby. or babes

aw thanks bb!

aw thanks barnacle boy!

by uksbiggestsexsymbol October 17, 2020