up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 18, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 08, 2020

Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

Barb City

The capital of the country Slayistan.

I live in Barb City

by TheRealSlayistan May 14, 2022

Barbing out

When you don’t know when to stop talking and continue to make a situation more awkward/uncomfortable for yourself and all parties involved by rambling and having no filter

The guy was trying to ask her out on a date and she proceeded to “Barb out” until he walked away.

Someone go rescue her from that conversation. She’s “Barbing out” right now.

by Bglidden September 18, 2022

Barbing

Lying and manipulating your friends and loved ones using means of gaslighting and guilt tripping.

I don’t know if I can trust you anymore you have been barbing.

by HappyMealThnack August 09, 2023