Baldy stegle

A tall skinny baldy man that looks like a lamppost , he has a nech like an ostrich and a head as soft as a bum cheeck and as pointed as a nipple
by Choga July 17, 2018
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Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.
"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"
by Beebo34 February 27, 2023
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baldi fart

baldi fart
baldi fart is baldi fart
by flamin_lol July 22, 2024
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Staldy baldy

Its bald but cooler yo
All the cool kids r sayin it
Damn avert your eyes man that guy over there mustve polished his staldy baldy recently.
by Soggy stu February 14, 2023
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Baldy Fudgepacker

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.
I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.
by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019
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Baldy Boys

Me: look at that guy over there
Friend: What is wrong with him?
Me: Baldy Boys!!!!!!
by Jonah the chef March 10, 2018
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baldy downlow

Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.
Oh he takes it in the butt? What a baldy downlow.
by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019
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