half baked

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.
I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.
by tokin D June 01, 2004
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Bedside Bake

Waking up- rolling over in bed and smoking. If you get out of bed the process is ruined.
I woke up at 10:30 this morning reached from my bed to the side table and smoked sitting on my bedside... What other way to start of the day than with a bedside bake?
by Nostaw CB September 04, 2010
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McClam Bake

When you eat so much McDonalds your car smells like shit. you fat fuck.
I just McClam baked the fucking shit out of my car. Im not getting laid tonight.
by BIGMACAWHUH June 23, 2010
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Baked monkey

While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."
Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.
by bakedmonkey69 February 02, 2022
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cock bake

At least 4 dudes in one small space.
Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?
by chuggie-ya July 17, 2014
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Bread baking

The sexual act of applying flour to the penis and having vaginal intercourse, whereas the combination of vaginal fluids and the flour form a dough
Person 1: How’d your first date go?
Person 2: It was hot! She was very kinky, and eventually we were bread baking
by Minority Cubed March 18, 2019
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Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards
I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.
by jamesohoh7 October 01, 2007
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