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hmong baddies

they are an ethnic group of baddies who happen to be hmong... they have to be the hottest race out there besides the jews(for obvious reasons involving ovens). they be epitome of deliciousness. boobies like sushi and an ass as hard as uncooked ramen noodles.

if you ever see an hmong baddie, i suggest running towards the closest bathroom because your cock is probably about to explode and spray cum everywhere like an out of control firehose. These bitches are strong enough to make any dakota armstrong blast cum out of every orifice.
context: a hmong baddies walks past 2 gigachads.

gigachad 1: look at that ethnic group of people who primarily live in china and southeast asia who happen to have an alluring appearance. she sure is an ethnic person who primarily lives in china and southeast asia who happens to have an alluring appearance.

gigachad 2: i already lost no nut november and its fucking may.
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baddie baka

mister letterer is such a baddie baka, hitting all these devious licks!
by simppsahoyy November 5, 2021
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Baddi Maddi

Usual name is Madison, has at least one other friend with the same name. Acts very nice, probably the nicest person you’ll meet but they are going through things mentally. No doubt, Is in a group chat or just a group referred to as Beefcake or something with the Jonas brothers. Is always on a watch of some sort, *insert friend name* watch. But overall is a perfect person
by Shisnsisnnsds November 15, 2021
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Hal Baddie

Hal baddie? Oh, the icon? Met gala behaviour!
by Chwishton March 1, 2022
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baddie comebacks

Person 1: you’re ugly.
Person 2: im not a mirror!
Person 1: not the baddie comebacks.
by Badperson93943 June 26, 2022
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Baddy Buddy

Homosapien male that orally services another male's anal region while the male that is receiving the oral is having intercourse with a female.
Eugenio (the Baddy Buddy) licks the ass of his friend while his friend is banging out his wife.
by CPT Stabbin April 20, 2010
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Bitty Baddies

“Bitty” (adj.) meaning small. “Baddies” (noun) commonly used in video gaming refers to bad guys.

Small Bad Guys

Little Villains

Tiny Evil-Doers

Art series by US artist, Jody Parmann, where she re-creates real and imagined villains as sweet faced babes... because nobody is born ‘bad.’
The library storytime was invaded by bitty baddies. They left chaos and destruction in their wake.
by BittyBaddies April 2, 2019
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