ass

An insult that has to be one of the most overused on the ENTIRE planet! It has no power behind it at all. It all got flushed down the toilet years ago.

That guy in the produce department is an ass, he stared at minte for 2 hours while I was shopping!

by hahauwish August 15, 2009

Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 May 14, 2014

ass

a thing you saywhen dealt a bad hand in poker.

you are dealt a 5H 9D 2C JackS and AceH.

This is a hand that can be refered to as ass.

by DivineFist November 26, 2003

ass

a place too hide your pot or illegal drugs, as long as the police don't do a cavity search

he man my ass is loaded, i should go smoke some ass dope

by shadowed-blood October 1, 2008

ass

After
School
Special

I think everyone should watch ASS on Fuse

by pancit_fooL January 3, 2005

ass to ass

sex done with another couple at your back sexing themselves up also there for you are ass to ass

ya we are ass to ass ya our asses are touching and its not even gay

by Dr.Mathias June 3, 2009

ass

A donkey.

What to do with an ass: Feed it milk, give it carrots, spank it if it doesn't sit in position, ride it.
"Honey, I have a carrot I can give to your ass today if you don't have any left."

by fab5ive August 11, 2003