Alfred Futterkiste

Always the one and only friend that’s here for me, impossible not to trust and makes others feel comfortable and loved. Perfect golden ratio of being wholesome and sweet to horknee 😂 Best person to have as a best friend and girlfriend 😜! Really understanding and patient 💗The most genuine and sweet person on earth and always finds a new creative way to cheer people up 💖 Is the most amazing person I’ve ever had and needs to know he doesnt need to change and he’s already perfect for who he is 💓 The bestest person anyone can ever be best friends with!
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Good night, Alfred Futterkiste

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!
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Alfred the elf king

A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred
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