Tab Anxiety

When a tab whore cannot bear to shutdown his computer for the risk of losing all the open websites in his tab dump.

Dude, my computer is runnin slower than turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Just restart it fuckface.

Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.

by Syracuse JOHNSON February 26, 2010

vibration anxiety

when someone is expecting an important text and they feel a vibration in their pocket, but its actually all in their head... usually met with disappointment

I thought he texted me back but I guess I'm just having bad vibration anxiety.

by people are strange November 13, 2011

anarcho anxiety

when you have anarchist related anxiety related to:

a) betraying your anarchist ideals by denying others of their agency

b) other anti-authoritarian/ecological anxieties as a result of oppressive or industrial systems

Watching Koyaanisqatsi and telling my friends not to talk both really spiked my anarcho anxiety afterwards.

by HoodedNuts March 10, 2023

pizza anxiety

something you get when someone orders a bunch of food and you have to make it

kylee got pizza anxiety when she walked into work and someone ordered 3 jumbos and 1 large

by hiiiiiitsame February 24, 2019

anxiety porn

(n) Behavior created expressly to incite terror for a broadcast audience.

The ad-hoc klan rally at the Capitol on 1/6/21 was pure anxiety porn. The terrorists derived great gratification from committing violent crimes in our seat of democracy. Anxiety porn should be classified as treason and terrorism.

by Anntichrist S. Coulter January 08, 2021

Sepertextion Anxiety

When you get concerned that you haven't had a text from your significant other after a few minutes.

Guy #1: I haven't had a text from (girl's name) in a while.

Guy #2: You texted her 10 minutes ago! You might have sepertextion anxiety.

by The Spoiler August 04, 2010

social anxiety

It feels like being trapped under ice, screaming to get out. But no one can hear you.

" I was trying to give a speech today but I totally forgot what I was gonna say so I froze for 10 seconds and told the teacher I was sorry because I forgot what I was going to say "

" Someone tried to talk to me today, but my social anxiety made my heart beat really fast and I just nodded my head "

by burrowed under ground May 03, 2013