Mr. McKenna

Mr. McKenna is the best math teacher to exist. He teaches 7th grade pre-algebra and also life lessons. Sometimes while teaching he will start yapping about random stories from when he lived in New York but it's okay because it's some crazy stuff. Like how he scared off a guy with a gun in a Bed Bath and Beyond bag because his wings were getting cold. Or how he stopped a fight in the streets because he recognized one of the guys as his former student and dragged him back home and threatened to call the dude's mom. He speeds so fast by stop signs that he does not know what shape they are, reportedly saying: "Hexagons, like stop signs.". He will also strike you down if you don't do your math packet. DO NOT FORGET YOUR HOMEWORK PACKET.

Student 1: "DUDE I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT!!!"
Student 2: "rest in peace lil bro Mr. McKenna gon smite you 😭🙏"

by HickoryTavernKid December 7, 2024

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by euan mckenna May 8, 2022

Mckenna

A kind friend, loyal and forgiving. Uh... there's not really much to her until you get to know her. She hates her teacher. (The 1 who looks like a pig/bulldog)

"Oh, look, there's Mckenna

by LusciousLox53 April 29, 2022

Jack Mckenna

Jack Mckenna is the king of Dh7. He owns brandon and durham and england and europe and the world. He gets loads of ladies and they often suck him dry.

I love fucking jack mckenna

by not jack mckenna October 14, 2024

Thomas McKenna

Thomas McKenna may be the most confusing, funny and talented person you will meet. Although his looks are not the best, and his body is not perfect, his manhood does not disappoint. He wins people over with forcefull friendship. Most people find him annoying, although subtly don’t mind his presence every once in a while. He is talented yet modest, he doesn’t want to accept that he is good enough because most people tell him he is insufficient in the first place. He excels in Math, Science and Music. However when it comes to History and Literature he tries hard but doesn’t succeed as much as he would like. Thomas McKenna is seen as annoying to many people, but also seen as a person that will accept them for their differences, he understands that everyone has differences and that it won’t define you, but it also may be the best quality about them. Thomas McKenna struggles with keeping friends because of the annoyingness as formentioned. Other people find him dramatic, yet sometimes wish his hilarious comments were there when they need them. Thomas McKenna is a great listener and can help you with his problems. Overall, it may take a while to finally accept him as a whole, but once you get to know him, he is a great guy, and whoever becomes a friend or more would be lucky to be with him.

“Wow, that Thomas McKenna is a lot to take in but he can be nice”

by itsyorboiskinypennis June 4, 2018

Mckenna

The most fucked up, toxic ass bitch you will ever fucking meet.

She will use you when the people she wants to be around aren't there.
Then text you,
"I'm sorry you feel that way, take this personality test, so I know how to deal with you,"
And never apologize.
Mckenna if you read this, I hope a monkey cums straight into your mouth, and you swallow, you sick bitch.

Person A: OMG MCKENNA, THERE'S A MONKEY ON YOUR FACE
Mckenna: Oh, it's nothing, I love it when he does this.

by fumckenna April 3, 2023

McKenna

legit has the longest schlong in the whole fucking world.
if you meet a McKenna call her "Kenna" idiot, smh.
shes also a bitch sometimes :)
luv ya kenananan <3

omg look at that McKenna you have... spicy 🥵 Kenna***

by UnderscoreEngland October 11, 2020