Zach

Sometimes stupid and retarded but mostly caring and loving towards others. A zach is a very kinky human being with only rape on his mind

Hi zach will u be my friend

by Somebody.com December 17, 2017

Zach

A desperate person who cannot take no for an answer often when told no he will continue and be very aggravating

"Zach asked me out I said no he kept asking and wouldnt leave me alone"

by Anonymous 123 456-789-1011 121 February 26, 2017

Zach

The most overused ass name in Urban Dictionary

"Oh, His name is Zach"
"I'll think I'll name Him Zach"
"My new baby's name is Zach..."
NAME HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

by TheAmazingSX August 12, 2012

Zach

Beautiful awsome short guy
big-weiner McSausage
People call him Diarrea cuz he runs shit
Multiple Nicknames: Doops,Cooper, Etc.

Doops where you at
im with doops
Zach wha are you saying

by Zachdgk12 October 16, 2008

Zach

A douche-cunt. Someone who walks up to a stranger at a party and asks "who the fuck are you?"

A Zach: If you make out with a girl, shouldn't she automatically have to have sex with you?
Jecca: What the fuck? You're such a douche-cunt.

by Jazzy C March 25, 2009

Zach

Usually blonde, a man with strange tastes and even stranger habits. Good Athelete, all the girls like him at first, but then they grow to hate him. Wears V-necks, vests with belts, and skinny jeans for no apparent reason other than his mom dresses him. Usually comes off as an asshole, but that's only because he actually is an asshole. A connoisseur of fruity drinks, Migos, and girls named Peaches

Did you see Zach at that baseball game? He was on Fire.
He looked good, but that's only because his girl Peaches is watching

by ThaRealUrbanDictionary May 12, 2015

Zach

Not to be confused with any regular Zach, this queer boy writes songs about the boy, Christian, that he is in love with. He also wants that Christian boy to teach him how to ice skate. He also brags about the mass amounts of sex he had with his midget ex girlfriend. He also likes to get in random freshman's pants, but always fails. He looks very gay with his straightened hair.

Holy crap, Zach is STILL trying to get in my boyfriend's pants!

by lerar October 16, 2008