Zeke

A person who is seemingly mysterious and unhinged, said to commit arson and war crimes also has S tier music taste and a big fat wiggly dick

Hey is that Zeke? I heard he be suckin clits clean off girls bodies

by Cocknballtorture69 May 1, 2022

Papa Zeke

Papa Zeke is the sexiest mf on the planet. He could pull anyone’s mom whenever he wants. Papa Zeke is also the biggest man in the world so I wouldn’t mess with him.

Papa Zeke why was my mother in your bed?

by Riley mf Reid November 17, 2020

zeke day

a day where everyone celebrates the birth of the one and only zeke and rips straight puck

Travis : zeke day is going to be insane this year

10 : yeah, the boys will he ripping straight puck

by zekedog911 October 2, 2019

The Zekes

Something you get from sexual intercourse. Generally makes you sneeze alot and burns when you poop. Occurs within 24 hours of intercourse.

I had the best sex ever the other night, but im pretty sure he gave me The Zekes

by ZekeSYLSR March 31, 2020

Zeke

The one kid who doesn’t like Dr. Pepper and drinks Mountain Dew religiously.

Zeke loves Mountain Dew

by Zek Ey November 11, 2019

Zeke

A Titan shifter that can turn into a large monkey

Levi:I'm gonna kill you Zeke you monke

by Pizza Huttie March 29, 2023

zeke

a lowk hick that is a bad driver. he is a class officer because he has no other friends. and thinks he is an alpha sigma.

hey what’s your name?
zeke
… 🏃 ♀️💨

by durfffff April 5, 2024