Wizardtown

That headspace you end up in when you're mega stoned or super high.

Wizardtown, which is also known as ganja land, is an ineffable place.

It's beauty cannot be described accurately.

Inhabitants of Wizardtown are most likely to be fubar

"Hey man, wanna pack a bowl and go to Wizardtown?"

"All Aboard! Next stop: Wizardtown"

"Dude, this place, it's so magical.... I'm in Wizardtown!"

by HappyToke April 9, 2013

Witzelsucht

Someone with the crippling addiction of saying puns all day.

<Man1> Looks like Jerry has a case of Witzelsucht...

<Man2> Fucking legend.

by thdude21619 August 3, 2016

WITAF

What
In
The
Actual

Fuck

They said, You're pretty for a big girl...and I'm like, WITAF?

by Excellence Chef September 27, 2018

witjak

the most underrated, sweetest person you’ll meet. their laugh is very contagious and you can’t help but smile. witjak’s have a tough life but always pull through. make sure to check up on ur local witjak tho, they deserve it <3

“just woke up at 4am for movie night... feeling quite witjak rn”

by MVGAIKE March 29, 2021

fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.

Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.

by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011

drug wizard

That one friend who knows everything about drugs. Whenever you have a question about the world of drugs this is the go to person within your friend circle.

"Hey John, I heard that your visual framerate drops when you smoke weed. Is that true?" "I don't know, ask Kevin. He's the drug wizard".

by Kevinstaub November 3, 2015

Jingle the Wizard

Is a term for tsking a piss. Also can be used in a more sexual way for male ejaculation

Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!

John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.

He jingled his wizard all night long

by coolguy2121 May 10, 2009