verb: to pilfer sugar packets or other free products from restaurants, coffee shops, etc. Named for multi-millionaire Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross .
by Jlohm October 1, 2018
Get the Wilburmug. The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.
by saucegodguap June 5, 2018
Get the Wilburmug. by richganglife November 8, 2018
Get the Wilburmug. Guy 1: Hey, what did you think of the ending to the new assassins creed?
Guy 2: I didn't care. I was just Wilburing my way through
Guy 2: I didn't care. I was just Wilburing my way through
by SwigittySwoogity June 19, 2016
Get the Wilburingmug. the best boy you’ll ever meet, he’s hot, kind, funny, and smart, if you are friends with a wilbur or dating one, consider yourself very lucky
by wilburisthebestperson April 24, 2022
Get the wilburmug. 1: “Hey what’s your favourite band??”
2: “mines lovejoy!”
2: “have a look at innitfx edits of Wilbur Soot!!”
2: “and see how cool and relaxed he is!!”
2: “mines lovejoy!”
2: “have a look at innitfx edits of Wilbur Soot!!”
2: “and see how cool and relaxed he is!!”
by Wilby simp October 7, 2021
Get the Wilbur Sootmug.