Wide Wiener

When you get a girthy wiener dog that is really horny for anyone that looks like Frodo from The Lord of the Rings.

My Wide Wiener named Owen is so fucking horny bro! I lost him for days after he ran off to New Zealand looking for Frodo, I should've never shown him Frodo's Thick Wiener

by Widest Wiener March 16, 2023

Captain Wide

Captain Wide the leader of world all bow down to Wide Boi (Captain Wide).

"OH LOOK! Theres Captain Wide bow down"

by xx_JakeAdamson_100chromosome_ January 02, 2019

Wide Elliot

wwwwiiiiiddddeeeee eeeeellllliiiiooooootttttt

Wide Elliot is very seggsy😩

by wideelliot March 03, 2021

Running Wide

This is when you are playing online poker and playing more than one table at a time. Generally, one lays the tables out across the one's screens, hence, "running wide"

Person1: "Hey you got time to chat"
Person2:"Sorry bro, I'm running wide right now and need to concentrate."

by AllenKll August 31, 2021

Wide swath

What you cut in your coming of age as a gentleman caller.

Bob grew up in DC & cut a wide swath with women of loose morals.

by Storm_84 July 10, 2017

HD Wide

"Hot danish" wide.

A - "Dude, that girl's pussy was so loose."
B - "She's HD Wide"

by Thing King December 26, 2014

Wide Andrew

A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John's pizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.

"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"

by Mr. Dinglebin August 26, 2022