Whipped

Being completely unable to defend against your partner's commands that you become slave-like.

Guy 1: "Where has Callum Buchan been for the last two weeks?"
Guy 2: "I don't know, probably chewing tables or with Leah"
Guy 1: "Ohhh yeah, i forgot he is whipped."

by SpunkBucket4Lyf October 5, 2011

Whipped

When you're dating someone and you will do whatever it takes to say their name in any and every conversation you have with someone. No matter what it is, you will talk about them constantly.

Whenever you're girlfriend/boyfriend tells you to do something, you will do it in a heartbeat because you know it will please them.

Friend: "Me & my girlfriend got into ANOTHER fight. I don't know what else to do anymore man. Got any advice?"

Whipped kid: "Aw dude, that sucks. Me and my girlfriend never fight. She always comes over to my house and we watch movies and sometimes I even cook for her. She's amazing. I love how we never argue. Maybe sometimes but not alw-"

Friend: "Dude! I asked you for advice! I don't give a fuck what you and your girlfriend does."

Whipped Kid: "Well I'm just trying to help. I mean, our relationship is so different from everyone else's. She's so sweet and nice and she always listens to what I have to s-"

Friend: "DUDE! You're fuckin' whipped man!"

by iwannapokeapenguin July 30, 2010

whoppy chop

the art of beating the shit out of someone

Person A: Hey.
SILENCE
Person B: Good thing Bax isn't here, she would have to whoppy chop him.

by Hannah A. January 11, 2009

whipple cripple

A word that someone desperately tries to publish so they can show their friends and have a laugh, even though it will undoubtedly be rejected.

Wow, another entry for whipple cripple. I'm starting to feel sorry for them.

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 14, 2017

voice whipped

(1)When a male is undeniably at the mercy of a high-maintinence girl & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girl over friends, family, school, food, water, and air all to hear her voice.
(2)A mans world blindly revolving around a woman in another state
(3)When you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to ask premission from a girl to go out, and then talks to her when he is out with the "boys" so he cant get some poon tang afterwards, but so he can hear her
(4) pussy whipped without the pussy

Chan is voice whip to a girl in a differnt time zone, and hasent even gotten some

by J. D. A. September 7, 2005

Paddle Whipped

A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.

Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.

Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.

Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?

Jared: All night.

by Sic Lax March 1, 2011

crush-whipped

Your existence is influenced by your crush.

Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks

Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*

by kitchen4sale April 28, 2014