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spot-welded

Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen.
"If you don't get up and wash your wanker, it's gonna get spot-welded" she warned.
by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007
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James Weldon Johnson

Agervating it always something going on in every corner pressuring and it is very hard to not be called a "ThoT" A. k. A almost every body at that school is one.
by Elronzo October 30, 2017
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Brush On Weld

As the name implies, this is a weld that it brushed on. It is used by the 'clever' DIY'er to 'fix' holes in cars which would otherwise fail roadworthyness test. Brush on weld takes the form of either underseal or seam sealer. Since it is much easier to apply than a proper metal weld, in that it doesnt actually join any metal together, it is within the grasp of most spanner monkeys.
Guy 1:- My car has a hole in the suspension turret and it cant pass its MOT.
Spanner monkey:- I can fix that for you using brush on weld. The MOT man will never know.

later.....
Guy 1:- You Fucking Knob Jockey! That brush on weld failed the mot!
by DMIG October 31, 2011
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weld

I'm goin' to be weldin' her big time tonight, mon.
by bigword February 1, 2008
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welday

The name of the greatest soldier in all the universe.
omg, its welday!!! AAHHHHHHGGGG
by shocker 367 January 21, 2009
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Spot Weld

When a loser who has little to no contact with girls finally gets touched by a girl or a stripper and immediately blows a load in his pants but says nothing.. Then said load dries and his junk is stuck to the front of his pants...
We got Chuck a lapdance at the strip club lastnight and he totally spot welded himself to the front of his pants during the dance.

Harp had never been with a girl before, when she took her top off it caused him to spot weld himself to the front of his pants.
by Ref Rob G February 2, 2010
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(The) Weld

The stripe that is on the underside of the penis where it looks like the skin has been joined together.

If you check your own penis you will see it - and as it has no official medical term, and has appearance the of a seam weld, this is commonly referred to as 'The Weld'.
Look at ' (The) weld' on that cock
by Les of Lesbania November 15, 2010
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