WTF

Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD

Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight

Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY

by Koooook July 28, 2023

WTF

stands for "what the fuck"

Ava: My boyfriend broke up with me.

Livy: WTF

by Olivia_Thrush July 29, 2019

Wtf

Wtf means "where's the food"

Human 1: Hey wtf?
Human 2: in the fridge

by Some random tiktok girl November 18, 2019

WTF

The abbreviation for "what the fuck"

WTF is that supposed to mean?

by Derp Head June 16, 2015

WTF

Most commonly used when someone is being a b- butt

*Marvin eats Jeff’s sandwich* Jeff- “WTF man!”

by MarvinAteMySandwich March 16, 2019

WTF

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Hey wtf man!

No sir it’s monday!!

Stupid Arco

by DanSaw1985 January 13, 2019

Wtf

Stands for "what the fuck"

Wtf are you doing?

by viv1_ January 17, 2017