Homeschool Winner

A character who was never made.

Nobody loves the Homeschool Winner. He doesn't share his ice cream with you.

by Yaanu August 29, 2003

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

A slang term used to down-play a first place finish by NASCAR's Jeff Gordon. Often this term is used by mid-westerners who, for obvious reasons, feel threatened by the prowess of a driver from California. The ultimate use of the insult is to train a child under the age of 4 to yell it in the presence of #24 fans.

Likely the insult originates from the term's common use as it relates to a "cheap win" in Vegas.

... and the Chevy Dupont #24 takes the checkered-flag here at Darlington... Winner winner chicken dinner.

by Johnny Mercer November 21, 2007

Winner Kiss

a kiss given in a loving way to the victor from the loser in a small friendly debate between lovers.

A waiter brings the bill and after a short struggle the girl emerges victories and buys dinner for her man then demands her winner kiss for being able to buy dinner for once.

by The_Singularity April 21, 2010

winner breath

Referring to the horrid mouth stench of a girl.

Also known as "winter breath," to go along with summer teeth

Nelson: "That girl has some real winner breath"
Tyler: "Huh?"
Nelson: "Winner breath hits your face, it smells like dead porpoises"
Tyler: "Ugh! That's terrible"
Nelson: "Winner breath hits your face, it smells like hot garbage"

by Harry Houdini January 04, 2008

Pick a winner

It's often used when you're being spotted on picking boogers from your nose.

NB- (picking in his nose)
RB- did you pick a winner?
NB- very funny...

by AndrzejUK July 31, 2008

sore winner

An individual that makes a gamble on contracting an STD, and upon winning, walks away with a new sore somewhere on their body

after a 1 night stand with a girl I met at a bar I became a sore winner

by bp-pd May 24, 2011

Default Winner

A Default Winner is someone who is so awesome, that there is no comparison so they already win whatever contest or game. Yeah. ANYWAYS. You can only be a Default Winner if you are claimed so by another Default Winner. You cannot be a self-proclaimed one, it doesn't work that way. THE END.

Woah. She is so Default Winner!

by Nicole Rose July 09, 2005