bird vision

A side effect of some medications that makes the world look wormier than normal.
"Side effects of Wormatrix include dry mouth, constipation, and bird vision."
by Skee Ball January 31, 2008
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panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.
You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.
by Hernicus March 19, 2022
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Vendetta's Vision

When having sex, you insert the penis directly into the partner's eye and ejaculate. Thus making her eye appear white and giving her vision like no other, Vendetta's Vision.
Bro your eye is all white what happened? I got Vendetta's Vision 10 minutes ago.
by Dr. John Fortnite November 03, 2020
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chug vision

On the Scottish sitcom ‘Still Game’ Winston steals bobbys tablet to find “chug vision” on his search history chug is another word for wank and chug vision is a fictional porn site.
Winston: *looks on bobbys tablet while bobby is away for a minute*”chug vision”
He says as he finds his internet history filled with porn and porn sites
by Chug vision June 05, 2019
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spam vision

A state of hypnotic subconsciousness that your mind enters when you open your Junk E-mail folder to delete accumulated spam and junk e-mails and you don’t take the time to ensure all e-mails are indeed spam and/or junk. This condition can produce severe and tragic consequences.
Last week at work, Mary’s spam vision caused her to delete an e-mail in her junk e-mail folder that requested immediate confirmation of her company’s interest in bidding on a large government contract.
by DanSir51 March 13, 2009
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Shag Vision

When the girl/guy someone has been getting close with sexually/intimately is put on a pedestal and looks better than they actually appear to that person
Guy 1: I dunno mate, Jessica has huge titties, a big ass and she's so hot!!
Guy 2: Ahh, that just sounds like you got Shag Vision, man. I wouldn't mind her but I wouldn't go out of my way
by El chicken January 04, 2015
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Blind Vision

Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center
Blind living - and seeing - blind hell - blind hell
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - no reasons - for actions
In a dream when I'm reading pages full of words

The harder you look - it's getting hard - it's getting harder - it's not
A dream's a dream

In a dream when I'm reading pages
Pages full of words

It's
It's getting hard - it's not
It's not

It
It
It's getting harder
It's getting harder
Oooh, It's getting hard
Hold me closer now
Hold me closer - that's blind vision
Push me harder now
Harder
Push me harder - that's blind hell
Keep me spinning around and round - the blind center
Now I'm turning miles above the ground - that's blind hell
Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center...
by Death Menace May 09, 2023
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