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vietnamese tie

the act of cutting someone's troat and then pulling their tongue though the traquea to expose the tie.
I love that part when Mike gave charlie that amazing vietnamese tie.
by minotaur August 3, 2006
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Vietnamese Vampire

When you recieve a blowjob, after ejaculation you slit their throat, then suck the mixture of cum and blood from their throat. This makes for a great protein cocktail. Made popular by american GI's in the Vietnam war with local women.
Guy 1: I am getting that old fashioned feeling...
Guy 2: What? like giving her a Vietnamese Vampire
by Vladamir Lenin January 22, 2011
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vietnamese firecracker

When you poop on someone's chest, then slap it.
Dude I was fucking this chick last night and she gave me a Vietnamese firecracker, there was shit everywhere!
by Chris wicking July 12, 2014
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Vietnamese Gang

A gang of Vietnamese ladyboys frequently seen hanging on street corners, desperately hoping to convince young men they are nice young girls who will cook and perform wonderful oral sex.
Phil: "You remember that little Asian bitch I picked up last night?"
Bob: "Yeah, she smelled a little like Aqua Velva."
Phil: "Right when she was finishing me off with a Vietnamese Socketwrench she pulled her micropenis out and started jacking it off."
Bob: "Way to kill the moment."
Phil: "Wasn't too bad, I was too far along to quit, so I grabbed her ears and rammed my cock down her throat. Feeling her choke on it made me nut even harder. Afterward she gave me her Vietnamese Gang business card. I might get drunk and have her bring some of the rest of the gang. Wanna come?"
Bob: "You're a sick motherfucker."
by RocketPimp March 30, 2012
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Vietnamese Burnout

The sexual act of sitting on your partners face and forcing out a large shit, all while slowly rotating and farting, smearing it into the face.
Guy 1: "Yo! How was your night with Veronica?"

Guy 2: "It was amazing! The bitch let me pull a Vietnamese Burnout!"

Guy1: "Radical!"
by TjCracker November 16, 2017
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Vietnamese skillet

when a female/male gets done eating spicy food,she/he then performs oral sex on a male,when he ejaculates in her/his mouth.she/he then spits it into a skillet,followed by massive amounts of feces taken by both partners,it is then cooked and eaten by the couple.
jack and i make great vietnamese skillets.
by charlie bane September 16, 2007
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Vietnamese Spaghetti Trap

Typical found in crowded homes with younger individuals, it is when an opened container of food is placed in the pantry or fridge in such a way that when the pantry or fridge is opened, the contents of the container spill out, making a mess.
“Dude are you twelve years old?? I found your Vietnamese Spaghetti Trap and it took an hour to clean up all these little noodles!”
by DocShima June 17, 2018
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