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Vampire

1: One whom drinks the blood of others, be it animal or human. Not to be confused with cannibalism or sarcophagy as no tissue is consumed.

2: Term describing Vlad Tapish, or Vlad the Impaler (1431-1476) and Erzebet (Elizabeth) Bathory (1560 -1614), the Bloody Countess of Csejthe: both notable historicaly for the consumption of blood. Dracula is a name based off the Order of the Dragon, or Order of Dracul, which Bram Stoker used as his vampiric character based loosely on Vlad the Impaler.
1: Jill tore the end of the medical bloodbag and poured some of its contents into a crystal glass. Thus, vampire.

2: The Bloody Countess slaughtered over six hundred virgins, practiced vampirism and bathed in the blood of her victims. Once captured, she was confined to a single room in the tallest tower of her castle and was held prisoner by the Hungarian court untill her death at age 54.

3: Dracula owns.
by LuciusDu`LamiaiMelusine November 1, 2005
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Munchie Vampire

A person or creature with red eyes who preys on your food while you sleep, or even while your not looking.
Dude did you eat my cake? Don't be a munchie vampire!
by natethegreat34 December 17, 2008
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Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens

Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.
dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...

dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..

dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..

dude: Eghh!...

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all
by xbluefirexv December 29, 2012
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welfare vampire

One who sucks the lifeblood from working Americans via an FDR "Entitlements" federal department (socialism)
"man" 2: gimme some obama money
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds

1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.

1 man: MY money is MINE
by taxed into prosperity October 5, 2011
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vamplez

That goth looking redhead at the girlbar is one sexy vamplez.
by Jenny Black January 16, 2008
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vampirilicious

having the desired vampire-like quailities in abundance like immortality, style, beauty, poise, strength and irresistible allure.
robert pattinson is vampirilicious.
by roksi March 30, 2009
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Tall Vampire Lady

Tall Vampire Lady, also known as Lady Dimitrescu, is a Tall Female Vampire From the newest (2021) Resident Evil Game (Resident Evil: Village) known for her humongous tits and her height.
by Rom_Rom June 4, 2021
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