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Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.
Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!
by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021
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Tulip

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Tulip is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well. Named tulip because a vagina has 2 lips.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Tulip! Like, how totally embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
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tulip

An honest and brave girl whose full of surprises. She can be confusing at times but that’s what makes her interesting and different. She knows what she wants but sometimes she’s just too kind. If you’ve ever met a tulip, let her feel that you’re always there for her, make her feel like she’s the best and don’t ever give her soggy fries, she doesn’t like that.
tulip best girl
by zenlovesyou November 24, 2021
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wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.
girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"
by bondurke January 22, 2025
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Purple Tulips

A vaginal hickey.

Based off the assertion that a vagina has "two lips". Usually occurs after a champ performs oral for a record amount of time, or suction to the labia minora.
Bae got a Brazilian wax today, she's getting purple tulips tonight!
by KD Darling July 8, 2016
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