Porcelain Tuck

When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.

"Yo, I had the biggest morning wood today and I had to pull off a porcelain tuck."

by Dr. JRal September 22, 2005

tennessee tuck in

It is to tuck in the front of your shirt while leaving the back undone closley resembling a "mullet".

"WOW that guy looks gorgeous with that tennessee tuck in, lets go talk to him."

by Fred Fame July 26, 2007

waist tuck

the act of pulling an erection under the waistline so as to avoid detection

When I had to get up answer the question on the chalkboard I did a waist tuck so that Mrs. Michael wouldn't see that I was sportin' a fatty.

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

tuck it up

to lift your boner up to your waist line to prevent detection.

the girl i work next to gave me a chubby. before i stood up, i had to tuck it up.

by nileek January 19, 2009

texas tuck

1. used by men

2. use when you have a random erection at a social event (school, hanging out, etc.)

3. perform by tucking your penis inbetween your lower stomach area and the pants' waistband

dude, i totally texas tucked it today in english class.

by 45720nesdrakiR January 6, 2007

tuck and go

When a guy has a boner, and needs to stand up, and hide it. You put your dick under your belt to hide any proof of it existing.

I had a pefnar in math and got called to the bord, I needed to do a tuck nd go!

by mattb July 28, 2003