The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.
I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.
by Big E Mc October 22, 2012
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Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.
by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016
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Someone that gives humanity a bad name. If you are anything like this person, the marines will not take you.
Has secret relations with his best friend that is a guy but claims he eats a lot of pussy.
Asked about eating ass on FaceBook because in reality he is a closeted Homo.
Has secret relations with his best friend that is a guy but claims he eats a lot of pussy.
Asked about eating ass on FaceBook because in reality he is a closeted Homo.
Boy 1: Hey isn't the Chris Torres over there?
Boy 2: Oh shit yeah it is, quick cover up your assholes.
Boy 2: Oh shit yeah it is, quick cover up your assholes.
by That Gay Bitch May 23, 2018
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"cesar torres mpreg art" - person 1 (probably me)
"im gonna kill mysel" - person 2 (probably my friend whos not being named for pivacy reasons)
"im coming out as a mudslut" - ezekiel the alternate fucker
"im gonna kill mysel" - person 2 (probably my friend whos not being named for pivacy reasons)
"im coming out as a mudslut" - ezekiel the alternate fucker
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Get the cesar torres mpreg art mug.the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010
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Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
by StynkStar December 29, 2011
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