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Turbulence Turrets

The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.
I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.
by Big E Mc October 22, 2012
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football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.
Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.
by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016
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Chris Torres

Someone that gives humanity a bad name. If you are anything like this person, the marines will not take you.

Has secret relations with his best friend that is a guy but claims he eats a lot of pussy.

Asked about eating ass on FaceBook because in reality he is a closeted Homo.
Boy 1: Hey isn't the Chris Torres over there?

Boy 2: Oh shit yeah it is, quick cover up your assholes.
by That Gay Bitch May 23, 2018
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cesar torres mpreg art

art of cesar torres giving birth to gf from fnf even though cesars a guy and gf has canon parents. oh and mark is also there.
"cesar torres mpreg art" - person 1 (probably me)
"im gonna kill mysel" - person 2 (probably my friend whos not being named for pivacy reasons)
"im coming out as a mudslut" - ezekiel the alternate fucker
by xX_Peachy_Xx July 1, 2022
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texting turrets

the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010
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Alexis Torres

Alexis Torres is the most prettiest girl ever and she is loving, caring, and funny and she will make your day so much better. People hate her cuz they can’t be her but she doesn’t care. Alexis will always be by your side no matter what.
You need a girl like Alexis Torres.
by aireona🤩 November 6, 2019
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Michael Torres

A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...

Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns....anyone here know my clitoris burns?
by StynkStar December 29, 2011
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