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Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.
by Macarper April 2, 2025
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copper toppers

High velocity bullets that are copper washed and are fired from an assault rifle.
Rick was found dead in the street full of copper toppers.
by Nes_d December 14, 2008
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Topper

Some one who sucks dick
Kim is a topper
by Lokipoo101 November 15, 2017
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topper

Topper is another word for a girl who goes around running top (giving head/sucking dick). This term is mainly used in Toronto.
Guy- Yeo fahm, you kno that girl tina?
Guy #2- YEAHH FAHM! I heard she's a topper!
by dont_worrrrrryyyyyyy May 26, 2017
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Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.
You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".
by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023
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Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024
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Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.
"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"
by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022
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