The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
by Macarper April 2, 2025

by Nes_d December 14, 2008

Topper is another word for a girl who goes around running top (giving head/sucking dick). This term is mainly used in Toronto.
by dont_worrrrrryyyyyyy May 26, 2017

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.
The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.
The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.
You can't say that you top b......
The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.
He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".
The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.
He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".
by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.
by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022
