Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024

Tritip Tophat

The act of 2 men using their foreskin to cover a third man’s penis.

John and Matt gave me a tritip tophat last night- Ben

by The dirty birdie December 10, 2023

F-14 Tomcat

Speedy monster capable of Mach 2 formerly in US Navy's service retired in 2006 currently in service with the Iranian Air Force that uses AIM-54 Phoenix, AIM-7 Sparrow, AIM-9 Sidewinder and the 20MM Vulcan cannon powered by either 2 Pratt&Whitney TF30 Turbofans or General Electric F110 Turbofans.

F-14 Tomcat: Vulcans go brrrrrr and sidewinder goes flying
MIG-23 Flogger: Ok I give up I committed a self explosion that may or may not bring down my pilot

by Grumman F-14A Tomcat May 5, 2024