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man toad

A fat choad. A man of corpulent proportions. A portly man who does nothing but lump all day. A stocky individual who eats like there is no tomorrow. A lazy chump of a man. A master of the art of lumping. A godly creature. Some say mythological. (Also known as a Moad)
"That Man Toad doesnt deserve to live."
by Henrietta J. Hippo May 10, 2014
mugGet the man toadmug.

toad life

A person who leeches off others and is without a job or doesn't have the means to support himself and shows no remorse for his/her actions. Hence enjoying his/her ToadLife
I'm stuck on island with no money oh well toad life
by Todd_N April 11, 2019
mugGet the toad lifemug.

Toad Sloth

Fat obese creature. That nurtures its young and hangs from trees.
Look at that toad sloth over there.
Doesn't this toad sloth look like Shari?
by frognation February 3, 2010
mugGet the Toad Slothmug.

shield toad

Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.
by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019
mugGet the shield toadmug.

Strangling a toad

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009
mugGet the Strangling a toadmug.

toad smoker

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.

Derogatory term.
"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."

"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."

"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."

"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."

"Smoke toad and you will die"
by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009
mugGet the toad smokermug.

Shit toad

A small amphibious creature that makes a sound like a fart when stepped on.
by Turryal June 27, 2017
mugGet the Shit toadmug.

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