National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk November 01, 2022

Random gift for your girlfriend day

This is a day where you give your girlfriend a gift. Generally, should be during the month of February (excluding Valentine’s Day). Gift should be $50+!

Omg babe! It’s random gift for your girlfriend day! I hope you buy me that isopod plushie :3

by simplzplzur February 26, 2024

Your Mom's Girlfriend

Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐

"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom July 14, 2022

National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture

Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot

by ayton627 May 16, 2021

National Give your Girlfriend A Hoodie Day

August 25th , 2022

a day where you give your girlfriend a hoodie!

Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!

Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3

by simpingforhim13 August 23, 2022

Your girlfriend

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.

"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."

by Born to ride Donald J. Trump May 01, 2025

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 07, 2022