pot crowding

When a sink encroaches over the toilet denying you from shitting.

I refuse to take a shit at John's house. His sink is a fucking jerk. What a pot crowding asshole, I had to shit on the floor instead.

by gindertopia August 25, 2012

Pot Mom

A "Pot Mom' is a college educated wife who smokes pot a few times a month and makes a nice living. The Pot Mom always gets along with her husband's exes and or multiple Baby Mama's. The Pot Mom also takes care of her husband's children from a previous relationship(s). A Pot Mom is widely coveted by some men, since the Pot Mom is generally selfless and caring. The Pot Mom's in-laws can't even figure out why she is in her situation, considering there are far better life options.

Wayne doesn't make much money, but he has a Pot Mom to take care of everything while he plays Xbox.

by Big Oregon October 21, 2012

Kernel of Pot

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

k Pot

Slang term for modern United States military combat helmets. The "k" in "k pot" refers to either "kevlar" (the material it's made of) or "kraut" (for its resemblance to the World War II German Stahlhelm).

Another term for the helmets is "Fritz" helmet, again referring to its resemblance to WWII-era German helmets.

Guy shoulda worn his k pot, now he's got an extra hole in the head.

by Pwnzerfaust October 28, 2009

Honey Potted

someone who is leading you on and arousing you but in the end is only using you to get what he\she wants

She was looking so fine yesterday.and today she a new person. she totally Honey Potted you bro.

by I'm that Nigga March 30, 2015

Ho pots

Ho pots or Hoe pots - shitty old pots that are too loose and have lost their seal.

Need a tight seal to steam my rice but I got nothin' but ho pots.

by The Mike K June 18, 2020

Pot-Poodle

A person trained by a Weed-Dog in pot smoking techniques to be shown off to friends.

Man I can't belive how much Jeff's Pot-Poodle has learned in just a few days.

Hey guys check out what my Pot-Poodle learned how to do last night.

by Nadisam December 31, 2012