dialated brown eye

A term used for a gapping asshole.

After anal sex, she had dialated brown eye.

by SamiamNoGreenEggsNham September 30, 2007

Brown Eye Surprise

Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!

oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise

by JBut December 25, 2007

texas brown eye

the act of man getting his asshole licked by a gerth of a woman followed by a face of utter shock and disipointment.

hey tex!!! what did she do to you last night?.... she gave me a texas brown eye!!!

by onewheelpeel November 18, 2010

brown eye

see red eye

see red eye

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 17, 2003

rolling brown eye

The act of showing someone your anus while rolling on the ground.

"dude I totally just gave him the rolling brown eye!"

by DonKebuls01 November 1, 2008

Dakota brown eye

When one wipes their eye with a towel that was used to wipe a dog's butthole

Gary now has the Dakota Brown Eye from using the wrong towel.

by DakotaGC November 13, 2020

Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020