A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.
by Glass Table Owners Group November 15, 2021
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A complete idiot and back stabbing self pleasurer. Likes to spread rumours and the biggest snowflake you will ever meet
by Stuarthater March 6, 2019
Stuart is an amazing boy. Infact he is the best guy u will ever meet! My boyfriend is called stuart and he treats me like ima queen 👑 so i treat him like he is a king 👑. If you ever find yourself knowing a stuart and you like him, go for it because he is the kindest, loyalist, and most of all handsome. I love him so much. So dont make the wrong choice if u know a stuart.
Girl: i need someone who treats me like a queen, because ive been through alot!
Me: I have a stuart, maybe u should get one too!
Me: I have a stuart, maybe u should get one too!
by Imogen or stuart March 5, 2021
A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.
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