Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.
Never trust a cop without a mustache! Also known as the shakeyhead.com special. Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!
by I Have Allergies December 27, 2008
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pussy stache

an overabundance of pubic hair growing above or around a vagina or the stubbly regrowth in said area
Hey Tom, why don't you quit mowing the lawn and come help me shave my pussy stache?!
by steadhotbody October 11, 2005
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paco stache

A cheesy, barely-there moustache that you would see typically on a teenage boy who is just getting facial hair.
by Beth November 7, 2003
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Hitler Stache

When a woman has a little patch of hair (usually square) above their vaginal crease, also sometimes called a Soul Patch or The European.
Madi is a sexy tan brunette that sports the Hitler Stache above her love hole.
by FedInTheA July 16, 2010
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Musty stache

(n.) A wet, sweaty, or greasy mustache. Noticeable for its gleam in the sunlight. Common in teens, Mexicans, Mexican teens, and in the south.
Mikey: Did you see those border-jumpers in that field back there
Chuck: Yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. It was practically dripping.
by TCKBricklayer July 14, 2010
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Cheech-stache

A thick mustache that extends beyond either end of a person's lips and often curves slightly downward except when smiling. It is reminiscent to that of Burt Reynolds but was popularised by Cheech Marin of Cheech & Chong.
In Cheech & Chong's "Still Smokin'," the Dutch mistake Cheech for actor Burt Reynolds because of his cheech-stache, and Chong is similarly mistaken to be Dolly Parton.
by Jackie Deram January 3, 2007
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sneak-stache

A whispy thing of a moustache, common on teenaged boys. Often considered highly unattractive.
GO STARE AT TEENAGED BOYS PUBERTY-PRONE FACES. The sneak-stache will be evident.
by PorcelainBitch June 29, 2009
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