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Sky-netted

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.
The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

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Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

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Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!
by TheCenterforUrbanLanguageAdv. November 14, 2010
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thirst net

A thirst net is the social media of a thirsty net comprised of multiple thirst trap in the form of sexy pictures and post.
Becky “Have you seen Tiffany’s Insta, Snap, Twitter, And Facebook? She’s set so many thirst traps-That it’s now a net- a thirst net.”
by AmazonM May 6, 2018
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Net baby

1. Name given to those born post internet

2.young kids who use computers
net babies are learning computers starting in kindergarten.

aww look at little Kimmy shes such a net baby
by interwebz-on-the-pc-now January 19, 2011
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net contribution

Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.
1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.

2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.
by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 12, 2006
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flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.
Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!
by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014
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net force

The sum of the vectors of all forces acting on a object.
the net force of the car that just crashed into my watermelon was over 9000 and exploded my ballsack.
by DICKFACE MAGEE March 1, 2017
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Net nudging

Pushing up against the net on the back of a front seat of a car.
"Can you move your seat, I'm net nudging here"
by ShlyampaDampa January 16, 2022
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