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Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022
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Check On My Meatloaf

I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.
by popies chicekn September 11, 2023
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Meatloaf

To work collaboratively on a topic and further discussion towards a resolution or action. Opposite of a singular approach like ‘Let me noodle on that.’
That’s a great point, Bart. Let’s continue meatloafing this issue until we come up with a good answer.
by Binoples December 13, 2019
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Sexy meatloaf

After fisting someone’s ass hole you put the ingredients to a meat loaf into their ass and mix them to bake later.
I made some sexy meatloaf with Stacy
by Chase Webb October 10, 2022
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Angus wangus meatloaf

When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.
Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy May 9, 2024
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Meatloaf

Meatloaf- a penis not being used often.
This is your big chance Derp. Don't let your meatloaf.
by DerpKnows January 22, 2022
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Minnesotan meatloaf

In a threesome, when it is 2 guys. One takes the back, one takes the mouth, and they both piss I’m her.
“I made Minnesotan meatloaf with my boyfriend and husband last night.”
by Anonymous21875 April 3, 2023
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