MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Mj

A bitch that everyone seems to like. Constantly depressed and has one personality trait, being gay. Toxic but seemingly coming off as a nice person and usually very beautiful.

John: There goes Mj, listening to her rock music with her hoodie up.

by Waytogosuperstar July 23, 2022

MJ Fam

The person that always wears Micheal Jordan's but can't play basketball.

Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"

by meisnothatmeisgotthat6 May 6, 2019

MJ

He’s the real definition of “that guy”, He makes everyone day and you’ll have to hide your girl, cause he takes those too. He is usually BLACK and Half Hood & Half Good but a perfect guy to introduce to your parents. He is friendly and gets along with everyone he meets. But you can never get on his bad side cause that’s when there’s a different person.

That boy on instagram @platboiii is a perfect example of an “Mj”.

by Mystery? November 21, 2021

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When the imposter is sus

f;lkojsah;liuI mnjlikgvx mg mj is looking kinda sussy ngl

by Bad Dictionary guy August 4, 2021

Coach MJ

Coach MJ is a Muay Thai/Kickboxing coach who tries to go above and beyond and do right by his clients. He is known to quickly dismiss clients that no-call, no-show a private session.

Damn! So Coach MJ isn’t going to book privates with you anymore?

Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…

Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.

by I train UFC November 23, 2021

crystal and mj

THE WEIRDEST AND UGLIEST COUPLE OF ALL TIME WHEN YOU SEE MJ IN PERTH AND CRYSTAL IN MELBOURNE YOU WILL VOMIT AT THEIR LONG DISTANCE RELATINOSHIP

" crystal and mj " EW CRYSTAL AND MJ ARE DISGUSTING ASF

by sophiraaa November 12, 2023