Life

1. Something many people do not have these days.

2. Life goes like this: You're born. You learn chickenshit stuff. You go to elementary school. You go to middle school. You go to high school. You get a license. You graduate. You go to college. You have sex. You graduate. You get a job. You bust your ass all day for forty years. You pay taxes. You have a stroke. You go live in an old age home. You die. The End.
That was a charming story about life, wasn't it? Well get used to it. 'Cause it's your too.
by Invisible_Bunny December 07, 2008
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That's Life

A good answer for most complaints.
Person 1: Everything sucks.
Me: That's Life.
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by anti-beat-box August 28, 2003
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an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit
dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
by 379 April 05, 2005
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life= 3240. in algebra 2 or more letters or numbers next to eachother means they are multiplied. L (12th letter in alphabet) times I (9th) times F (6th) times E (5th)
dude.... 12x9x6x5=3240... thats like the answer to life man... woa
by firechild245 May 07, 2006
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Life is a stage where each one of us has the chance to act and prove who we really are. I've heard that life is beautiful, life is suffering, life is f*cking stupid, life is a gift. the list just goes on..
And I've thought about it awfully alot. What comes down in the end my friend is how you are living your life. There are people in one hand starving till death & some rich people blowing cash like "there's no second day," there are people who link their lives in drugs & there are hardworking people workin' their arse off. There are people who are true religious devotees and there are extremists violating every religious notion there is. So the thing is, what does LIFE mean to YOU?
1 Live your own independent life.
2 Be active & be an example.
2 You think of one.
by Anraul December 11, 2006
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