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goomba

Someone who shamelessly does stupid/gross things.
"Tyler let a stinker loose during his presentation, what a goomba!"
by goombaclot April 15, 2014
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Fus Ro Goomba

When you get pushed off the stage by a Goomba. Past tense is Fus Ro Goomba'd.
Person 1: Dammit, I got Fus Ro Goomba'd.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.
by Golden Inferno February 3, 2018
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Goomba

Guy 1: YO GURL IZ A GOOMBA!
Guy 2: DON'T YOU TALK BOUT MAH LADY DAT WAY.
by ITZYOGURLKHIZZZZZY January 26, 2012
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goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
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Goomba

Goomba - Psilocybin mushrooms, also referred to as “magic mushrooms” are usually taken for spiritual purposes and to treat mental illness such as bipolar depression. The word entheogen, meaning ("the god within"), the mushrooms are revered as powerful spiritual sacraments that provide access to sacred worlds.
Homie 1: “Aye man, how’s da goomba hittin”.

Homie 2: “This goomba got me seeing and thinking things that cannot be explained with words”.
by Rat420 March 8, 2021
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Goomba Fallacy

The Goomba Fallacy refers to a phenomenon in which two groups with contradictory views are perceived as one group that contradicts itself.

This often happens on internet fandoms where due to large amounts of people interacting anonymously, it creates the illusion of people wanting multiple contradictory things at a time when in fact it is the result of disagreements between multiple sub-groups in the fandom.
"First fans wanted a larger cast, and now they want a smaller cast, these people don't know what they want!"

"Are you sure it isn't Goomba Fallacy?"
by Jz1207 July 18, 2024
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goomba

goomba is the name of a short person/dwarf who is humorous but at the same time, frustrating. goomba is a very nice person when he wants to be but he can also be a massive thorn in your side. he goes by many alternative names. goomba's notorious sentence is 'did anyone clap any bunda'. at the end of the day, goomba is an acquired taste but if you get along you will be very good friends, if you don't, you're done for. a small side note, goomba shits everywhere after a cheeky za'. most likely to be seen talking about his crazy experience after smoking a large za'.
goomba is getting on my nerves

just looking at goomba makes me laugh

why is goomba fucking a dog
by monopsony April 25, 2022
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