Dave

As defined in the "Brocabulary", "Dave" refers to the Dave Matthews Band (DMB). Dave Matthews Band concerts are mainly attended by high school and college students, most of whom are too drunk from tailgating to make it to the actual show. Those who aren't too drunk have the pleasure of enjoying Dave and company's 30 minute jazz odysseys while smoking weed.

(1) "Yo bro, you goin' to Dave this summer?"
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."

(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."

by Erin BROckovich November 4, 2010

Daved

When playing Disc Golf, if a person walks in the way of the person throwing, after being warned, and gets nailed by the disc which could leave a nice welt.

Oh shit, that motherfucker just got daved, that had to hurt.

by Broass June 11, 2006

dave

another term for a crap

"I need to lay a stinkin' dave"

by parrot123 June 4, 2009

Daved

A form of the word Dave, it means to be pussy whipped, and your girlfriends bitch, even though you aren't even engaged.

You are so fucking Daved

by vshankthetank December 10, 2010

Dave

Dave is a guy with quad chins and most likely gay.

Don’t be a Dave.

by Nabdjid October 17, 2018

A Dave

A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.

John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'

by Slinks July 22, 2014

Dave

Dave is an absolute dumb ass that can't figure out anything. He is annoying and a horrible friend. He will do everything in his power to tick you off. 🖕For you Dave

He is also known as dumb shit

Fuck you Dave

by UsernameUnknown13 November 9, 2018