Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

by Jhype April 29, 2014

You problem

A problem that doesn't not effect me or my peers, and issues that must be solved by the person(s) involved

"I need a ride to work" well that sounds like a you problem

by the original simpy40 January 27, 2017

schwag problems

To have extreme trouble finding good weed when all you can find is schwag weed.

I cant find anything but dirt here, so i guess every one in this town has some serious schwag problems.

by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

Ass Problems

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.

Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!

by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008

Cadillac problem

It’s a problem that really is not a problem in the big picture.

The mess she made by squirting all over the bed turned out to be a Cadillac problem.

by Bex34 October 20, 2006

Not my problem

When you open the fridge, grab something, close the fridge, and hear something fall.

"Not my problem!"

by Fucking, MEEEE May 3, 2017

Issue Problems

having a lot of problems having to do with issues.

That girl has issue problems having to do with her life.

by Johnny_boy316 February 24, 2009