by Lora Logic June 11, 2007
1. The end bit on a penis. Possibly stems from mispronunciaccion of 'jap eye' (the bit where the love juice floods from) and shortening to jab.
2. Someone who is a bellend.
2. Someone who is a bellend.
1. Even though he had a nice fat jab end i still decided to turn dyke after we had sex.
2. That chav on the bus throwing chips was a real jab end.
2. That chav on the bus throwing chips was a real jab end.
by WowzersTrousers April 22, 2008
by Oxford dictionary co March 25, 2017
The act of going stag to a social event, i.e. a wedding or party, alone with the purpose of finding a random person to have sex with and jab it in.
by Qban25 May 23, 2011
when some one is right behind you and reaches over you to turn off you computer and says "quick jab!!!11"
and turns off your computer
and you like "oh noes!!!!112 what did you do to my computyer you feg0t"
and turns off your computer
and you like "oh noes!!!!112 what did you do to my computyer you feg0t"
by 19a May 11, 2005
"My brother described punching me while I was on the computer chair and making me fly across the room as just a playful jab"
by Maki Mocassins December 19, 2005
What the fuck is this? Why would anyone ever say this? Is this real!? These questions may have crossed your mind when you saw that "little jab" was a real word. This word was once used by The Hector Projector (see: Hector Projector) and to this day I can only assume he is a strawberry (see: Strawberry)
by Hector Projector April 08, 2003