Number 28 catcher for the Major League Baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. He is also hotter than the sun.
Person A: Did you see Mirabelli hit that grand slam the other day?
Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.
Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.
by Captain Stabby July 7, 2005

by Crailtap55 March 9, 2010

by Dequirius Bennw5 December 10, 2018

A couple in there mid-forties who are the most coolest, amazing, carefree, nofucks, downest friend's parents you'll ever meet.
Dude, Doug and Sheila let us get drunk as shit on the lake and ride jet skis. I wish they were my parents.
by KeemoSOBS June 12, 2017

The "protect IPs" fanboy who replaced the Nintendo of America CEO Reggie cause coincidentally his last name was "Bowser"
by Yes i’m real man February 22, 2021

The act of restraining your partner by cuddling to prevent them initiating sexual intercourse during sleep. Passive female equivalent of the cock-block.
'Oh my god, she just wouldn't leave me alone last night. I had to Doug Hug her.'
'I got Doug Hugged, the bastard.'
'I got Doug Hugged, the bastard.'
by PeechyKean July 8, 2012

by bobthebuilder96 November 8, 2016
