Ultra-Ashkenaz

A Jew who is ridiculously white. Possessing traits such as YOCHAI aka The Funky Hassid.

That fella must be an ultra-ashkenaz. He doesn’t know how to cook.

by Arifuckshisgranny October 30, 2022

Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.

John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021

ultra-rural

A locality that is situated 60 miles or more from a large, multi-national retailer or service company - Namely McDonalds, Walmart or Starbucks.

Hallock, Minn, the ultra-rural county seat of Kittson County, is small business heavy and far from any large retailer.

by Evenflow August 26, 2018

ultra-scam

excessive or going to the extreme when swindling others, while attempting to gain an advantage over other persons.

Eddie, while attempting to have off for July 4th weekend, pulled an ultra-scam by creating a dog walking injury.

by ultra scam victims July 7, 2010

Ultra-Degenerate

A person so degenerate that they exceed even the highest of simps. Side effects include, simping over virtual league of legends characters (Ahri, Qiyana, and Akali to name a few), higher average voice, insistent playing of these female characters, no matter how bad they are, and below average dong size. This person typically only has about 4 people to play with.

Man, that guy simps so hard, he's an Ultra-Degenerate.

by GoodestBoi February 14, 2021

ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3

Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.

by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009

ultra marathon

1. More than a marathon usually on trails.
2. Running longer than everyone else in the world thinks possible.

Hey want to go get some breakfast?

No im going for a 10 hour ultra marathon... dinner?

screw you

by jaketherunner January 6, 2012