it tastes like ow

when something is very spicy, it tastes like ow.

Brad was eating chips and salsa and said " it tastes like ow!"

by BrotherBaner April 5, 2011

Note-In Tests

When one takes a bubble in test (preferably a scantron) and can only think about how hard that song would be on guitar hero.

"Blimey this would be a
hard song on expert" John

"Yeah bitch I couldn't due it on hard" Rick

"Stop cheating rick" Teacher

"Sorry mam his Note-In tests is a beast come take a gander"

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"Good crimany you are right"

by Udstanence January 8, 2009

testies

A man's balls.

I like licking his testies.

by clitoris October 24, 2003

tell me how my ass tastes

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up

tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!

by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008

tastes like cum

something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.

Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up

by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008

teste

The male-gendered equivalent of "bitchy." Pronounced "testy."

I'm outta here; Robert's pulling up to the house. That guy is so teste.

by Moggraider August 2, 2009

Testosterone intolerance

The temporary condition of repulsion and/or nausea at the thought of meeting a new man after an especially bad break-up.

Thanks for wanting to introduce me to a guy at your office, but I'm still dealing with testosterone intolerance from that freeloading slob.

by KRoderick November 4, 2007