Turkish Cleanse

A Turkish cleanse is the act of drinking coffee while simultaneously sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

"I start every work from home day with a nice Turkish Cleanse, it's part of my daily routine."

by principalMazer July 1, 2021

Turkish Blockbuster

The act where a person with a penis and testicles inserts both organs into either the vagina or the anus of another individual.

We did the turkish blockbuster last night.
Would you like to do the turkish blockbuster?

by waynemodz May 16, 2023

Turkish Delight

A four-some made up of two guys and two girls.The girls are fucking each other while the guys are fucking both the girls from the back.In the end they do blow on each other and then cum everywhere.

“My friend and I were starving for a sweet treat so went and got ourselves a Turkish delight”.

by Barry McKockiner_69 February 17, 2023

Turkish handjob

The act of spitting between the breasts of a busty lady and then place your penis between them and squash them together with your hands so becomes tighter and fuck them.

This Polish lady had the perfect big tits for Turkish handjob, but the English woman had small tits so it couldn't happen.

by Memeforlife September 18, 2023

turkish penny

the flicking of the anus during fellatio

Jack: "darling, might you treat me to a turkish penny this evening?"
Mark: "but of course! spread those pins and pucker up!"

(Mark flicks Jack's bum'ole)

by jadadude February 27, 2011

Turkish cringe

Turkish cringe is used to describe the backwards practices and social norms exemplified in the Turkish people and culture.

While the country connects the Asian and European continents, it struggles to maintain customs from the 1800’s while trying to keep up with the fashion and expectations of modern globalism.

Jenny: Turkey is a lovely country, but there is a lot of Turkish cringe.
Jim: How so, Jenny?
Jenny: As soon as I told the taxi driver I was American, he started rubbing his crotch and asking if I had a boyfriend. At the end of the ride, he doubled the price on the meter and then asked for my phone number. It was Turkish cringe.
Jim: Oh my god! Turkish cringe!

by Cooltom77 May 26, 2022

Turkish booty

The act of inserting your thumb into your partners anus in a head down booty up position and drawing the outline of your fingers like the hand turkeys you drew as a child.

Last night I gave that bitch a Turkish booty.

by Mygingerminge April 28, 2021