Tub Shot

A mixed shot, inspired by the original Tub Girl photo, brewed from the basement of a random college party and up-chunked by many. Tub Shot is as follows:
*1-2 shots of the cheapest vodka you can find, or everclear. (because she's classy)
*1 shot of Monster Khaos energy drink. (for the orange tint and because it's extreme)
*1-2 pinch of powdered cinnamon. (for that extra tub treat)
*drop 1 Alka Seltzer and let that tub fizz rise.

Tub Shot may be taken from a mason jar and poured into your mouth from the Tub Girl position.
"I just tubbed."

"My tub shot came back up..I think I just tubbed."

"Tub Shot is the worst shot I've ever tasted."
by get tubbed March 4, 2009
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tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.
"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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dogs in the tub

When you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.
I had my dogs in the tub last night and my bitch farted all over my nuts.
by anonymous January 26, 2004
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scrub a tub

Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.
David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?
by Anonymous11231234141414124112 December 16, 2008
mugGet the scrub a tubmug.

Yacht Tub

A real big hot tun capable of fitting many bitties and bros into it. Always is a bomb place to chill when you bored. Usually ends up with a couple knocked up bitties after use.
Last night me and my slus chilled in my Yacht Tub. It was so dank.
by tilcker April 7, 2011
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Tub-caulker

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.
Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!
by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010
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Tub-Rub

Noun or Verb:

Of or relating to a $20 hand job handie.

A hand job paid for with a new Harriet Tubman twenty dollar bill.
Steve: This lot-lizzard just gave me a hand job for twenty dollars.
Gary: Oh, you mean you got a Tub-rub.
by Brian Daggett May 31, 2016
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