Strangling a toad

Taking a wet shit.

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.

by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009

toad smoker

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.

Derogatory term.

"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."

"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."

"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."

"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."

"Smoke toad and you will die"

by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

man toad

A fat choad. A man of corpulent proportions. A portly man who does nothing but lump all day. A stocky individual who eats like there is no tomorrow. A lazy chump of a man. A master of the art of lumping. A godly creature. Some say mythological. (Also known as a Moad)

"That Man Toad doesnt deserve to live."

by Henrietta J. Hippo May 10, 2014

toad penis

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

by Badass36 August 15, 2015

toad life

A person who leeches off others and is without a job or doesn't have the means to support himself and shows no remorse for his/her actions. Hence enjoying his/her ToadLife

I'm stuck on island with no money oh well toad life

by Todd_N April 11, 2019

Shit toad

A small amphibious creature that makes a sound like a fart when stepped on.

Bloody Hell, someones stepped on a shit toad.

by Turryal June 27, 2017

shield toad

A turtle or tortoise.

Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.

by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019