wine jacket

When you've drank alot of wine and therefore do not get cold due to the warming effects of the alcohol.
Guy: Hey, you must be cold! Do you want my jumper?
Girl: No, its OK! I've got my wine jacket on!
by schminyschmee February 16, 2009
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coochie wine

Hey Bill, I talked to my wife and she said Lisa was unhappy with your relationship because you don't drink Coochie Wine!
Better double down on that bitch and chug that Coochie Wine!
by First Name Last Letter Leaf February 08, 2020
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Bug wine

Old wine that has been left out with no cover, which now has dead bugs floating in it. Also applies to liquor or beer with bugs in it.
My friend Taylor drinks bug wine on the reg.
by wdunleavy January 18, 2017
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Wine teeth

When you've been downing excess amounts of merlot in a less then kosher manner. After 2-3 bottles your teeth and lips will be stained from the red wine
Gary I think you're cut off reds and should pick up a tooth brush on account of the wine teeth
by Jimgle June 17, 2015
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Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)
Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*
by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020
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church wine

Mixed alcoholic drink. Consists of Banker's Club Vodka and cran-grape juice. Consumed by the poor, college students, and church goers.
"Hey bro, do you have anything to drink?"
"I'm all out of natty light, but I can make you a church wine."
by TheRedBaron1916 February 04, 2010
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Wine Therapy

A regular gathering of friends that usually includes drinking wine or other beverages with the higher purpose of debriefing on your day/week or recent exciting events. Often includes snacks or appetizers.
Ugh, I had a crazy day at work and really need Wine Therapy tonight!
by cher.cin September 14, 2009
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