Mayonnaise Dipper

The person who eats alone in the cafeteria because nobody wants to sit with someone who dips food in mayonnaise.

Don't sit with Louis he's a mayonnaise dipper.

by FranknBeans October 29, 2014

mayonnaise baptism

Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.

"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"

by Player_in_the_hood October 17, 2015

Mayonnaise Baby

A baby made from to parents that love dipping hot dogs in mayonnaise .

Justin James loves mayonnaise babies.

If a girl dips her hot dogs in mayonnaise, I Justin James will date her and have a mayonnaise baby

by The champ! Yeah March 3, 2019

mayonnaise volcano

When you ejaculate in a woman’s anus and she farts your semen back out like a mayonnaise volcano.

That girl is so hot I would make her fart out a mayonnaise volcano

by Trenton Jump69 June 12, 2018

mississippi mayonnaise

A term used in the south to describe cum

Bro I asked her if she wants some Mississippi mayonnaise

by Papabless69420 January 30, 2019

mayonnaise stepping

The sexual act of rubbing mayonnaise on your balls and having your partner step on them.

Hey hun wanna do some mayonnaise stepping tonight?

by Ibreaststroke October 1, 2018

Mayonnaise Popsicle

The act of a man and woman having sex after a different man has already ejaculated in said woman and man #2's penis is covered in the ejaculate of man #1 upon pulling out.

"I hooked up with Billy in the closet during the party only to bump into Steve right after. He had no idea so when we hooked up I totally gave him a Mayonnaise Popsicle."

by HandyAndy33 July 27, 2019