when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.
by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022
by Player_in_the_hood September 02, 2015
The act of a man and woman having sex after a different man has already ejaculated in said woman and man #2's penis is covered in the ejaculate of man #1 upon pulling out.
"I hooked up with Billy in the closet during the party only to bump into Steve right after. He had no idea so when we hooked up I totally gave him a Mayonnaise Popsicle."
by HandyAndy33 July 28, 2019
by B.allen December 09, 2021
The person who eats alone in the cafeteria because nobody wants to sit with someone who dips food in mayonnaise.
by FranknBeans October 30, 2014
by Papabless69420 January 30, 2019
To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.
“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”
by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017