Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
Any contact on the male genitalia that is vicious and uncalled for and causes pain, Done by Accident or on Purpose. That act usually causes the victim to drop to the ground, clutching his junk.
Did you see that testicular manslaughter?? That ball went STRAIGHT for that guys junk.
Did you hear about John and his Testicular Manslaughter?? That should teach him not to cheat on his girlfriend.
Did you hear about John and his Testicular Manslaughter?? That should teach him not to cheat on his girlfriend.
by Kannon Kadaver February 26, 2010
When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles
Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.
by AutismFest May 01, 2020
by Kakarot454 May 19, 2012
When your balls shrink to the size of Swartz's because you are taking roids and frequently have roid rage, so therefore you use up all of your testerone creating tiny balls
by Putko June 10, 2008
When one man pulls his ball skin apart allows a Turkish man from hell to touch the ball skin with his finger in a fast manner from hell.
Austin: Hey John! Can I have a Turkish Testicular Tickler?
John: Oh hell yeah, right after I kill spiderman.
John: Oh hell yeah, right after I kill spiderman.
by Austinshawlikesitintheass69 June 13, 2010
1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer
2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback
2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback
ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!
ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!
ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?
by xxXbloodXvomitXxx February 19, 2011