Sunglass thief

Anyone named mike is the definition of a sunglass thief.

Theres a sunglass thief named mike stealing sunglasses

by Theguardians June 6, 2023

Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Yellow Sunglasses

The sunglasses you wear when the sun never stops shining on a badass. Buzz Buzz. "What's up ... What's up..."

Is that TP500 in the yellow sunglasses at the bar after closing time?

"Hey anybody see the guy in the yellow sunglasses?"
"Hey is that guy in the yellow sunglasses single?"

by 21peedin August 24, 2025

David Caruso sunglasses

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

hangover sunglasses

sunglasses you wear when you're really hungover

Sally got so wasted last night. She showed up to school today wearing hangover sunglasses.

by Faceless Alison September 14, 2016

Sunglasses At Night

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security

Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

by Death Menace April 22, 2023

sunglasses squad

The sunglasses squad is the best squad you can ever be in. It is fun filled and happy. It usually consists of your friends. If you are lucky enough to be in a sunglasses squad then you will have the time of your life. The sunglasses squad is a squad that can't be broken. The people in the squad are very trustworthy and honest. If you try to hurt any member of the squad then the other members will surely pounce on you. The sunglasses squad is NOT mean. They just care about the members. There is no leader in the squad it is a place where everyone gets treated fairly and equally. If you are never in the sunglasses squad that's okay. Only the best of the best can be in the squad. The squad's logo is a pair of sunglasses. They all carry sunglasses everywhere the go.

Lily: Woah who is that?
Bob: That's the sunglasses squad.
Lily: They sure look very nice and friendly let''s join them.

by OrangesAreTasty May 5, 2017